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Bonehead Memo Indulgence
Centre Ave, Shadyside. A man has bent over because of pain in his knee: Old Lady: Are you ok? Guy: Just fine. Something’s wrong with my knee, thanks. Old Lady: You should exercise. Guy: [smiling] I do. Old Lady: You should lose weight. If you lose weight you put less weight on your knees. Guy: My BMI is 21. Old Lady: What’s a [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 24-Jan-08 | one comment -
As good a reason as any
Coffee Tree, Shadyside: Kid: I totally got hit by a car today, so I’m kinda relaxing a bit. — Overheard by Nikki
Filed in Uncategorized | 04-Jan-08 | 2 comments -
Finally! Lactic Prohibition Repealed!
Walnut St, Shadyside: Jock #1: Eggs and protein and working out. Jock #2: And milk, dude. Jock #1: [very excited] Dude! Milk is legit! — Overheard by Chris, amused Shadyside diner
Filed in Uncategorized | 04-Sep-07 | no comments -
“At least say please.”
Subway, Center Avenue, Shadyside. A college-aged male customer is being waited on when a white 50-something couple walks in with their eight-year-old Asian granddaughter, who begins to order without regard for her place in line.: Grandmother: OK, honey, give the man a chance. Sandwich Artist: Let me finish with this gentleman first. Girl: [looking at the male customer] Can I [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 24-Aug-07 | no comments -
We must strengthen the East Liberty / Shadyside Border Patrol!
Aisle, Giant Eagle Marketplace, Shadyside: Black Woman: [edging past old white woman] Excuse me. Old White Woman: [to young white female shopper] I don’t know why they let these people out of that ‘hood. — Overheard by WTF?
Filed in Uncategorized | 17-Aug-07 | 2 comments -
“You needed to add more e-postage.”
Walnut Street, Shadyside. 9:30 a.m. A wealthy woman in a visor and sunglasses leans out of her white convertible Mercedes to yell across the street to someone: Mercedes Woman: Did the e-mail go through?
Filed in Uncategorized | 13-Aug-07 | no comments -
It would take Greg and Wendy two weeks and Bratz:The Movie to notice something was odd about the relationship.
Starbucks, Shadyside: Barista: I’m so sick of being the man in the relationship. He wants to take me to see Hairspray this weekend, so I told him to call me back after he adjusts his bra and thinks of a REAL movie. — Overheard by Kate
Filed in Uncategorized | 25-Jul-07 | no comments -
How To Know When You’re Between East Liberty and Shadyside
Penn Circle West, Easy Liberty. Three white guys dressed for the office in shirts someone else picked out for them are walking back to work after having lunch at Whole Foods. A black man in a sweaty, over-sized t-shirt rounds the corner and sees them: Black Guy: Hey, wait up, can any of you spare five bucks? Tall [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 19-Jul-07 | 6 comments -
Exactly why I refuse to listen to Jewel
Outside Shady Grove, Shadyside. 1 a.m. A couple has just been accosted by a woman begging for money and wearing a wrist brace: Shadyside Dude: I wasn’t listening to what she said; she’s fucking homeless! — Overheard by grace
Filed in One-Liners, Uncategorized | 29-Jun-07 | no comments -
Chick Lit in Motion
Starbucks, Shadyside. Two socialites are drinking coffee and conversing outside. One woman’s dog is lying under the table near the women’s feet: Socialite #1: Well, I have to go; I have a house to show in Fox Chapel and then I have to get my Lexus serviced. Socialite #2: Oh… OK, good luck… Well, um, call me soon! Socialite [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 12-Jun-07 | 3 comments