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We can’t help ourselves; it’s Pavlovian.
Forbes Ave, Oakland. Late night. A couple of drunk college co-eds are walking down the street. One drops change into a fast food paper cup that a man is holding: Man: ASSHOLE! That was my drink! Drunk Girl: [walking away and giggling] OH! Sorry!
Filed in Uncategorized, panhandlers | 06-Jul-07 | no comments -
They’re just here to steal the jobs from hard-working American pin-the-tail-on-the donkeys.
Maggie Murph Cafe, Hunt Library, CMU. Two female college students with ditzy intonation are conversing and drinking coffee: Student #1: I, like, totally hate the concept of piñatas. Like, “Um, here’s a little colored animal! Let’s beat it with a stick!” Like, “Here’s a little donkey with pizazz! Let’s knock the crap out of it!” You know? Students #1 [...]
Filed in Beliefs, Credos & Theories, CMU, College Kids, Contests & Games, Friends, Jokes, Violence | 21-Mar-07 | 2 comments -
Chivalry is not dead.
Bru Lounge, North Shore. 9:30 Saturday Night. A group of late-20s beer-and-wing guys are out with their girlfriends: White Girl: Have you met his parents yet? Indian Girl: Yeah. He introduced me as his “Durka Durka” — you know, like terrorists? And now that’s what his parents call me. Boyfriend: Yeah, but we mean it in a funny way. [...]
Filed in Attraction, Love & Sex, Dumb Guys, Intelligence, North Shore, Social Divisions | 27-Feb-07 | no comments -
Well, someone has to stand up to them.
Nick’s Imports, South Side Two giggling High School Girls scamper around the store, trying on clothing: High School Girl #1: No, we totally couldn’t do that. Can you imagine? High School Girl #2: Yeah, that’d be like blasphemy: We come in wearing our leather boots and a hippie skirt. The vegans would [...]
Filed in Fashion, Style & Beauty, Mean Girls, Shopping, Social Divisions, Southside | 18-Jan-07 | no comments -
“I just did.”
Bruegger’s Bagels, Squirrel Hill. A group of teens sits by the front windows, giggling hysterically: Teen Girl: EW! He LICKED it! [More hysterical laughter] Bagel Employee: [watching from counter, to Shift Manager] You should make them clean the windows. — Overheard by zig
Filed in Uncategorized | 07-Apr-06 | no comments -
Finals are a tough time for some people.
ColdStone Creamery, Squirrel Hill. Two sweat-panted sorority girls are buying ice cream: Pink Coat Sorority Girl: [to ice cream guy] Oh, and hers too. Blue Hoodie Sorority Girl: Aw, thank you! Pink Coat: Hey, who took me to the emergency room? [Blue Hoodie laughs nervously.] Pink Coat: Seriously: thanks. If you ever need anything… Blue Hoodie: Maybe I’ll just stab my hand [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 22-Dec-05 | 4 comments