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“At least say please.”
Subway, Center Avenue, Shadyside. A college-aged male customer is being waited on when a white 50-something couple walks in with their eight-year-old Asian granddaughter, who begins to order without regard for her place in line.: Grandmother: OK, honey, give the man a chance. Sandwich Artist: Let me finish with this gentleman first. Girl: [looking at the male customer] Can I [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 24-Aug-07 | no comments -
How To Know When You’re Between East Liberty and Shadyside
Penn Circle West, Easy Liberty. Three white guys dressed for the office in shirts someone else picked out for them are walking back to work after having lunch at Whole Foods. A black man in a sweaty, over-sized t-shirt rounds the corner and sees them: Black Guy: Hey, wait up, can any of you spare five bucks? Tall [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 19-Jul-07 | 6 comments -
We can’t help ourselves; it’s Pavlovian.
Forbes Ave, Oakland. Late night. A couple of drunk college co-eds are walking down the street. One drops change into a fast food paper cup that a man is holding: Man: ASSHOLE! That was my drink! Drunk Girl: [walking away and giggling] OH! Sorry!
Filed in Uncategorized, panhandlers | 06-Jul-07 | no comments -
Don’t play with guns.
The Kill Point Set, Market Square, Downtown. A few dozen male extras are dressed in police and SWAT uniforms. A police actor and a SWAT actor swap guns, and another SWAT actor takes pictures as the two pose: Female Set Coordinator: Hey! HEY! HEY ASSHOLES! [A few dozen people turn, including the police and SWAT actors.] Female Set Coordinator: [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 06-Jun-07 | no comments -
It’s high time somebody said something.
Bus Stop, 5th / Market, Downtown. Evening. An old, crazy homeless man wanders down the street, mumbling to himself, until he grabs a guy by the arm and speaks louder: Crazy Homeless Man: Pittsburgh’s lost it, man, it’s lost it’s CLASS. Steelers ain’t got no cheerleaders, ain’t got no class. Pittsburgh’s an asshole. A fucked asshole. No [...]
Filed in Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Crazies, Downtown, Old People, Pittsburgh, Sports | 01-Mar-07 | one comment -
Love, South Oakland Style
Meyran Street, South Oakland. Around midnight on a Tuesday. A Drunk Asshole sits on his porch couch, playing a guitar and singing loudly to the tune of James Blunt’s “Beautiful”: Drunk Asshole: You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, it’s true. I saw you walking across the street and I want to eat your ass. Drunk College Girl in [...]
Filed in Arts & Entertainment, Attraction, Love & Sex, Dumb Guys, Intelligence, Oakland | 22-Nov-06 | no comments -
The Port Authority Players Present: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Crowded Inbound 61C, Forbes Ave, Oakland: White Man: [to Woman sleeping across two seats] Can I sit here? Black Woman: [unintelligible] White Man: Can I sit there or not? Black Woman: [gruff] Go ahead. White Man: Could you please move over? Black Woman: [without moving] I AM moved the FUCK over, ASSHOLE. [Woman goes back to sleep. Man squeezes [...]
Filed in @ Bus, Oakland, Social Divisions, Uncategorized | 28-Sep-06 | no comments -
The Conscientious Asshole
Outside Hemingway’s, Forbes Ave., South Oakland. A cluster Drunk Frat Guy #1: But I would give you a heads-up. I’ll be like, “Heads up!” – and then BOO YEAH! All over your face! Drunk Frat Guy #2: Well, at least you’re gonna give me a heads-up. Drunk Frat Guy #1: Oh, I wouldn’t want to ruin your [...]
Filed in Uncategorized | 02-Aug-06 | 2 comments -
Polar Opposites, Equally Annoying
Crosswalk at Liberty & Main, Bloomfield. A Dread’ed CollegeHippie™ Bicyclist barrels down the Main Street sidewalk, sideswiping pedestrians. A small SUV signals and enters the crosswalk just as bicyclist turns into the same crosswalk without signaling. The SUV slams on its brakes as the bicyclist swerves and kicks the grill of SUV: SUV driver: You’re supposed [...]
Filed in Age, Arguments, Bicyclists, Bloomfield, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Social Divisions | 03-Oct-05 | 2 comments -
It Only Takes One Person to Change the World
Heinz Field Exit Ramp, North Side. After a loss to the Patriots: Creamsicle* #1: I’m writing to Big Ben and Joey Porter tomorrow to tell them they’re a bunch of assholes. Creamsicle #2: I know! — Overheard by McArdle * Overheard in Pittsburgh TrendWatch: Agent McArdle informs us that a “Creamsicle” is a “girl who is tanned [...]
Filed in Celebrity, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Intelligence, North Shore, Sports, Trends | 27-Sep-05 | no comments