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Tue 6 Mar 2007

Marital Problems of the Early American Room’s Ghosts

Men’s Room, Third Floor, Cathedral of Learning, Oakland.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, a stubbly, disheveled middle-aged man shuffles out:

Haggard Dude: [in the hallway, murmuring] Stupid bitch!

— Overheard by Zyzzy

Fri 2 Feb 2007

Free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparitions gotta work in the morning, too, ya know.

Near the Purnell Center, CMU.
Two guys discuss the one’s ghost hunting adventure:

Guy #1: So, did you find anything that went bump in the night?
Guy #2: No, but there were plenty of things that went yawn in the night.