Overheard in Pittsburgh

Campus Shuttle, University of Pittsburgh. Friday night.
The shuttle is full of loud, drunken college students:

Frat Boy: FACEBOOK ‘ER ‘N SHIT!

— Overheard by MLo

Organic Chemistry Class, Chevron Hall, Pitt Campus:

Bow-Tied Professor, struggling to align a projector : So it looks like our technicians “fixed” the projection system again. We’re going to have to live with it being slightly dimmer and farther to the right.
[…]
Kind of like the United States.

— Overheard by MichaelD