Smoking


Eat ‘N’ Park, Squirrel Hill:

Middle-Aged Woman #1: I spent the weekend moving my grandfather into assisted living.
Middle-Aged Woman #2: How old is he?
Middle-Aged Woman #1: He’s a hundred and one. He quit smoking two years ago for health reasons.

Starbucks, 6th & Penn, Downtown:
Latte Guy: If someone loses a family pet, make sure to be Johnny-on-the-spot and offer them a free cigar.
Woman: I’m sorry I don’t smoke cigars.

— Overheard by Maggie