Mon 26 Feb 2007
Atwood / Forbes, Oakland
A driver stops and asks a pedestrian for directions:
Driver: Excuse me…Atwood Street?
Pedestrian: You’re on it.
Driver on Atwood: Shit.
— Overheard by Steve
Parking in Oakland
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Thu 11 Jan 2007
500 Inbound, Shadyside.
An attractive couple dressed in a tuxedo and an evening gown gets on the bus:
Bus Driver: I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to pick you up or
not. You look like you were standing on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood, but I’ll
tell you what: This ain’t no Rodeo Drive; this is Fifth Avenue in
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
* Overheard in Pittsburgh TrueFact™: Pittsburgh’s parking tax is the highest in the country. Have fun working downtown!
Wed 3 Jan 2007
Pay Parking Lot, Iriquois Way/Coltart St, Oakland.
Man with Broken Nose: Can I just park here or do I have to pay?
Construction worker: This is a pay lot. There’s no free parking in Oakland.