Crime


Marc Broussard Show, Mr. Small’s Theatre, Millvale:

Guy: Hey, they’re selling CDs of tonight’s show to benefit Hurricane Katrina victims.
Girl:
Oh, wow. That’s so cool. Go buy one and I’ll burn a copy off of you.

— Overheard by Etzel

Mr. Smalls’ office, Millvale:

Businessman: And with that amount of money in cash, I’m going to need you to fill out a 1099 form.
Independent Contactor: A what?
Businessman: A 1099 form. For tax purposes.
Independent Contactor: [pale and nervous] No, no, I don’t do those.
Businessman: What do you mean you don’t do them? Are you in trouble with the government?
Independent Contactor: …No… Uh, well, that is, not yet…

— Overheard by Etzel

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