Just shut up and drink your Orangina.
Crepes Parisienne, Shadyside.
A Hipster Guy and two hipster girls eat with the mother of one of the girls.
Hipster Guy: [talking about a new club] It was so lame. The ambiance was totally jive.
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Crepes Parisienne
Mondays are spent recharging the contempt.
Crepes Parisienne, Craig St., Oakland:
College Student #1: Closed on Monday? What the fuck is this? Fucking French
people! Why aren’t they open on Monday?!
College Student #2: I guess they were “le tired”.
— Overheard by TheConnor
In Crepes Parisienne, talk like that earns you an extra sneer from the help.
Crepes Parisienne, Shadyside. Saturday morning:
College Girl: Oh my God, this is like something Rachel Ray would make!
— Overheard by ornery librarian