Crepes Parisienne


Crepes Parisienne, Shadyside.
A Hipster Guy and two hipster girls eat with the mother of one of the girls.

Hipster Guy: [talking about a new club] It was so lame. The ambiance was totally jive.

Crepes Parisienne, Craig St., Oakland:

College Student #1: Closed on Monday? What the fuck is this? Fucking French
people!
Why aren’t they open on Monday?!
College Student #2: I guess they were “le tired”.

Overheard by TheConnor

Crepes Parisienne, Shadyside. Saturday morning:

College Girl: Oh my God, this is like something Rachel Ray would make!

— Overheard by ornery librarian