Fri 6 Apr 2007
Office, South Side:
Mindless Receptionist: Then what happened?
Soul-Sucking Intern: I woke up and there was something in my mouth.
— Overheard by Sah Side Struggle
Bodily Functions
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Tue 20 Mar 2007
Women’s Restroom, Hilton Hotel, Downtown. During an Insurance Convention:
Middle-Aged Woman #1: Wait, you can’t go in there; that’s the handicapped stall.
Middle-Aged Woman #2: Honey, we’re all handicapped in our own way.
— Overheard by Rorge
Tue 6 Mar 2007
Ellis School, Shadyside:
Teacher: You know what the best thing is about having a baby? These boobs are huge.
Student: So much for the joys of motherhood, huh?
— Overheard by Shoppy
Mon 5 Mar 2007
Crowded Ladies Room, Dave and Busters, Waterfront. Saturday Night.
A cell phone rings, and a woman answers it, screaming to the be heard:
Woman: HELLO?! HELLO! I’m at Dave and Busters right now! I’m in the ladies room, in the first stall here! I’m in here peein’!
— I’ll call you back; I gotta flush.
— Overheard by Linda