Animals


Student Lounge, Art Institute of Pittsburgh.
The lounge is filled with a din of chatter:

Obese Girl: [angrily shouting at someone sitting at her table] USE THE DOG, DAMMIT!

Forbes / Shady, Squirrel Hill.
A small dog sits on a bench, wagging its tail next to a woman in her 50s:

Woman: STOP VIBRATING!
[Dog continues to wag.]
Woman:
YOU HEARD ME!

— Overheard by M. Davies

64A Outbound, Shady Avenue.
Driver starts barking and chittering like a squirrel out his side window:

Driver: I have to have fun with this job. If you can’t have fun doing your job, then don’t do it.

— Overheard by libcat

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