Thugs


Across from Barnes and Noble, Murray Ave., Squirrel Hill:

Thug on a Cell Phone: Well, you know man, I got a bad back ‘cuz I got tazed by the PO-lice.

Frazier Street, South Oakland. Friday Evening.
A bunch on would-be gangstas are gathered on a porch:

Thug #1: Shit, I cracked that bitch like a goddamn safe!