Fri 3 Nov 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Friendship, Holidays, Money, Nerds, Uncategorized
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Evaline Halloween Party, Friendship:
Guy in Black Jumpsuit: I’m really sorry. We’re packed right now, and we can’t let anyone else in.
Girl in Heavy Coat: But I’m an electrical engineer– [Opens coat to reveal costume] –dressed as a sexy nurse.
Guy in Black Jumpsuit: Hold on. Stay right here for a minute. [Leaves and returns with admission bracelets]
Mon 16 Oct 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Nerds, Oakland, Uncategorized
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Dungeons and Dragons Gaiming Room, Phantom of the Attic Games, Oakland:
30-Something Dungeon Master: I guess the concept is you balance the boring with the interesting.
Tue 10 Oct 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Drugs, Intelligence, Nerds, Oakland, Uncategorized
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In front of Phantom of the Attic Comics, Craig Street, Oakland:
Black Woman in Bead-Laden African Garb: Hey, is that bead store closed permanently?
Thin, Cracked-Out White Man: I’m not sure; it wouldn’t be the first store on Craig Street to not be open Mondays — like that crepe place.
Black Woman: Sir, it’s, uh, Tuesday.
White Man: Oh. Oh god.
— Overheard by TheConnor
Tue 19 Sep 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Education, Nerds, South Hills, Uncategorized, Work
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Housewares Section, Macy’s, South Hills Village Mall:
Woman #1: They’re going to Japan to teach English for a year.
Woman #2: Wow, really?
Woman #1: Yep.
Woman #2: Why are they doing that?
Woman #1: [totally serious] Well, they both really like anime…
Woman #2: Oh.
— Overheard by Kelly
Thu 14 Sep 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Drinking, Drunks & Bars, Nerds, Social Divisions, Uncategorized
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House Party, Forbes Ave, Oakland:
Drunk Girl: I don’t get your analogy, man. What happens when a car and a house make babies?
Drunk Guy: RVs, babe.
Drunk Girl: So those would be biracial people?
Drunk Guy: In my head, yeah.
— Overheard by TheConnor
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