Mean Girls


Statistics 800, Room 332, Cathedral of Learning.
A student walking to the front of the room trips over a wheelchair ramp:

Girl without a Soul: [Turns to the person next to her] I love it when people trip, don’t you?! Hahahaha.
Boy Next to Her: [Mumbles loud enough for a few others to hear] I wonder if God smites during Stats class.

— Overheard by JoelOneRowBack

Nick’s Imports, South Side
Two giggling High School Girls scamper around the store, trying on clothing:

High School Girl #1: No, we totally couldn’t do that. Can you imagine?
High School Girl #2: Yeah, that’d be like blasphemy: We come in wearing our leather boots and a hippie skirt. The vegans would come after us.

— Overheard by smurf