West Mifflin

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Wed 24 Jan 2007

You don’t want the tags to clash.

Target, West Mifflin.
A mother in acid-washed jeans shops in the girls’ section with her two strikingly similar-looking daughters several years apart in age:

Mom: We’re going to get these two outfits.
Younger Daughter: [whining] But I hate wearing the same outfit as her!
Mom: Well then go and find another one, but I ain’t buying it if it ain’t the same price as hers.

Tue 23 Jan 2007

Bill always regretted filling that baby bottle with marinara.

Carmike Maxi-Saver, West Mifflin.
A Father and Daughter exit the cinema. The Father holds the door open for his wife and younger son while the Daughter reacts to news of dinner:
Chubby, Red-Haired Young Daughter: Oh! Pizza! I love pizza! I go like this: [mimes reaching out and scooping big clumps of pizza into her maw] Mmm! Pizza pizza pizza! Mmm! Pizza pizza pizza!
Uncomfortable Father: [looking around] OK, stop that.