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Mon 5 Mar 2007

Defeat the Subway Diet

Subway, Quaker Valley Shopping Center, Leetsdale:

Middle-Aged Black Lady: [pointing at the guy behind her in line] Oh you go ahead, honey, I’ma get eight sandwiches.
Sandwich Artist: Oh yeah?  That’s a lot of food.  You having company?
Black Lady: Oh child, I got five kids and a fat husband.

Tue 20 Feb 2007

Nine Months after Prom

Starbucks, Sewickley. Sunday morning.
A 50-something husband and wife sit next to each other, reading newspapers:

Wife: Oh, look: K-Mart’s having a baby sale.
Husband: What kind of baby are you looking to buy?
Wife: Oh, you know, whatever’s on clearance.

— Overheard by Darwin Police

Mon 5 Feb 2007

So few understand the power of bangs.

Starbucks, Beaver St., Sewickley.
Two trendy Teen Girls sit together:

Teen Girl #1: [suddenly breaking silence] I think I need to do something life-changing.
Teen Girl #2: With your hair?

— Overheard by Darwin Police