Robinson Township

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Mon 19 Mar 2007

Craig thought of this moment years later while burying the bodies.

Health and Wellness Section, Sam’s Club, Robinson.
A large 40-something woman holding a twin-pack of tampons stops pushing her buggy and turns to her pre-teen son:

Woman: SO WHAT? I’m allowed to shop here. I paid $40 for my membership like everyone else. She can kiss my ass and go to hell!

[The son blushes and looks embarrassed.]

Thu 26 Oct 2006

Grandpa hid his alcohol problem in hollowed-out books

Costco, Robinson Township:

Middle-Aged Man: I think he reads alot.
Middle-Aged Woman: Just because you carry around books with you all the time doesn’t mean you’re “well read”.