Pleasant Hills

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Tue 26 Jun 2007

Shape up, kid. You’re not in the minor leagues anymore.

Wendy’s, Pleasant Hills. Morning.
One of the cooks is having trouble getting the first order of the day correct:

Female Wendy’s Employee #1: He’s not doing that right.
Female Wendy’s Employee #2: What do you expect? He worked at McDonald’s.
— Overheard by Rob of UnSpace 

Wed 20 Jun 2007

Parking: It’s not just a ride, it’s an adventure!

Post Office, Pleasant Hills.
A blonde girl in a Volvo is backing out at the same time as several other cars.

Volvo Driver: UM, HELLO?!?! SATURN?!?! Are you going to back into my… VOLVO?!?! JESUS CHRIST!!!