North Fayette


Target, The Pointe at North Fayette:

Fat Old Butch Woman: Where are you at, Helga?
Helga: At the girdles; where do you think?

— Overheard by Darwin Police

Wal-Mart, North Fayette. 8:30 p.m.
A married couple in their late 20s contemplate a purchase:

Wife: Do you want to buy Snakes on a Plane?
Husband: I don’t know. Do you want to buy it?
Wife: Does it even matter?

— Overheard by Joe