@ Library


Carnegie Library, Bloomfield.
Two librarians are reading a book about circus elephants to a group of 3rd graders:

Librarian: [points at elephants on page] Can anyone tell me what the “Greatest Show on Earth” is?
Girl: Oprah.

- Overheard by Anonymous Librarian

Sidewalk outside the Hillman Library, University of Pittsburgh:

Female Student: Chelsea, where are we supposed to go?
Chelsea: I don’t know. It said something about meeting on the ground. I don’t know if that means, like, the Ground Floor, or, like … the ground out here.

— Overheard by whatpenumbras

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