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Tue 3 Apr 2007

Hipsters do have hearts!

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Health: Physical & Mental, Hipsters, Intelligence, Shopping, Social Divisions, Southside, Uncategorized
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Urban Outfitters, Southside Works. Friday Night.Short Girl: Oh my god, does heartburn hurt here? [touches her chest]
Giant Dude: Um, yeah.
Short Girl: I think I have heartburn!  I had it once in 2001.  I think it comes from my mom’s side of the family.

Oh my god, does heartburn hurt here? [touches her chest] Um, yeah. I think I have heartburn!  I had it once in 2001.  I think it comes from my mom’s side of the family.— Overheard by coreyw

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Thu 11 Jan 2007

After PAT discontinues her bus route, what will this woman have to complain about? You tell me that. Huh?

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Age, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Celebrity, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Marketing, Money, Nature, Ross Township, Shopping, Social Divisions
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Ross Park Mall, Ross Township.
Two Elderly Women wait for the ACCESS bus:

Elderly Woman #1: I do not like Macy*s. Their prices are too high. Then they are putting a Nordstroms in over there. That is not for me. That is for “Angena Jolie” and “Britney Spears”. Not me.
Elderly Woman #2: Ah huh.
Elderly Woman #1: The most I ever spent for a purse was $60. I would never spend $500 for a purse. But, if I did, I would put a big tag on it saying, “I paid $500 for this purse,” so everyone could see how much I spent on it.
Elderly Woman #2: Oh.
Elderly Woman #1: Why did they put shrubs out there? Who the hell wants to come to a mall to see shrubs?
Elderly Woman #2: Ah huh.

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Mon 10 Jul 2006

There’s always a silver lining.

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Contests & Games, Crazies, Disabilities, Food & Drink, Marketing, Religion, TMI, Washington
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Ice Cream-Eating Contest for Bethel Presbyterian’s Youth Mission Trip fund.
Washington Crown Center Mall, Washington, PA:

Food Court Worker/Contestant #1: Good Luck.
Food Court Worker/Contestant #2: I don’t need luck. I’m a retard.

— Overheard by a happy marketing director

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Mon 5 Jun 2006

I thought it stood for “long checkout lines”

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Age, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Marketing, Shopping, Tarentum
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An old couple and their grandchildren are walking out of a bathroom at the Galleria at the Pittsburgh Mills Mall, Tarentum:

Old Woman: Look! There‘s H&M!
Old Man: Him and Her’s.
Old Woman: That‘s what it stands for?

— Overheard by a mall rat

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Mon 12 Sep 2005

Cold Stone Creamery’s Insidious Plan, Stage One: Confusion

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Cold Stone Creamery, Food & Drink, Intelligence, Marketing, Trends, Waterworks
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Cold Stone Creamery, Waterworks Mall:

Cheerleader #1: What did you get?
Cheerleader #2: A “Cookie Doughn’t You Want Some™”
Cheerleader #1: No, but what did you get?
Cheerleader #2: A “Cookie Doughn’t You Want Some™”
Cheerleader #1: No, I asked what you got!

And on, and on, until she finally realized her tragic mistake.

— Overheard by Rachel

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