Waterfront


Eat ‘n’ Park, Waterfront. Late Friday Night.
A group of women who were probably really hot and popular in 1992 are talking:
Former Cheerleader: You should really go to her MySpace page. You’ll be like, “Is that Angela? It just looks like a stripper.”

Candy Aisle, Target, Waterfront:

Large Girl #1: But these aren’t Swedish Fish; they’re “Red Fish”.
Large Girl #2: Whatever.
Large Girl #1: That makes them different, right?

Giant Eagle, Waterfront:

Woman: Tracy, do we need any “AIDS” this week?
[...]
Woman: I mean, “do we need any ‘GATOR-ades’ this week?”

— Overheard by M. Davies

Christmas section, Target, Waterfront:

Middle-Aged Yinzer Guy: Tinkerbell?! NOW you’re talking about someone I wanna hear about!

— Submitted by foods

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