Overheard in Pittsburgh

Side of a Moving Van, Regent Square.
Hours after the State Announced the Slots License Winner:

— Seen by ambrose

Schenley Plaza, Oakland.
A man who looks like Sigmund Freud walks with his three children. The the smallest, a 3-year-old boy, lags behind.

Sigmund Freud: What’s wrong?
Three-Year-Old Boy: I’m just… stressed.
Sigmund Freud: Let’s go get some ice cream and take some deep breaths.

- Overheard by amy b.