Mt. Washington


Mon Incline, Mount Washington:

Young Man #1: I thought there were three rivers in Pittsburgh; I only see two.
Young Man #2: No, the third river is about a mile or two away.
Young Man #1: OK, yeah, that makes sense. That’s probably how they got the name for that old stadium.

Mon Incline, Mt. Washington:

Tourist Mother: [to her children] Now, they built the inclines to get away from the Johnstown flood.