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Wed 14 Mar 2007

College Girls Say the Darnedest Things

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, College Kids, Drugs, Friendship, Health: Physical & Mental
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Apartment, Friendship.
A commercial for First-On™, from the makers of Head-On™ comes on TV:

College Girl: STOP MAKING ONS!

— Overheard by Lady Jane

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Thu 1 Feb 2007

Maybe they have something similar. Like tap water.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Customer Service, Food & Drink, Friendship, Social Divisions, Yinzers
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Sharp Edge Beer Emporium, Friendship:

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Older Woman: I’ll have a Coors Light — draft.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have that.
Older Woman: Then I’ll take a bottle.
Waitress: We don’t have that either.
Older Woman: You don’t have Coors Light? What’s wrong with this place?!

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Thu 16 Nov 2006

I tend to believe the opposite is true.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Friendship
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S. Graham St., Friendship.
A white college-aged couple sings the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song:

Guy: Damn you, Will Smith! You created the wigger!

— Overheard by Nathalie

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Fri 3 Nov 2006

You can’t argue with that logic.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Friendship, Holidays, Money, Nerds, Uncategorized
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Evaline Halloween Party, Friendship:

Guy in Black Jumpsuit: I’m really sorry. We’re packed right now, and we can’t let anyone else in.
Girl in Heavy Coat: But I’m an electrical engineer– [Opens coat to reveal costume] –dressed as a sexy nurse.
Guy in Black Jumpsuit: Hold on. Stay right here for a minute. [Leaves and returns with admission bracelets]

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Thu 2 Nov 2006

Sienna Miller just can’t get a break in Shittsburgh.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Celebrity, Friendship, Uncategorized
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Evaline Halloween Party, Friendship:

Wounded Ben Roethlisberger #4: Hey, is that Sienna Miller?
Some Sort of Sexy Cat Chick: I don’t think so; doesn’t she usually look like shit?

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