Wed 14 Mar 2007
Apartment, Friendship.
A commercial for First-On™, from the makers of Head-On™ comes on TV:
College Girl: STOP MAKING ONS!
— Overheard by Lady Jane
Friendship
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Thu 1 Feb 2007
Sharp Edge Beer Emporium, Friendship:
Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Older Woman: I’ll have a Coors Light — draft.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have that.
Older Woman: Then I’ll take a bottle.
Waitress: We don’t have that either.
Older Woman: You don’t have Coors Light? What’s wrong with this place?!
Thu 16 Nov 2006
S. Graham St., Friendship.
A white college-aged couple sings the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song:
Guy: Damn you, Will Smith! You created the wigger!
— Overheard by Nathalie
Fri 3 Nov 2006
Evaline Halloween Party, Friendship:
Guy in Black Jumpsuit: I’m really sorry. We’re packed right now, and we can’t let anyone else in.
Girl in Heavy Coat: But I’m an electrical engineer– [Opens coat to reveal costume] –dressed as a sexy nurse.
Guy in Black Jumpsuit: Hold on. Stay right here for a minute. [Leaves and returns with admission bracelets]
Thu 2 Nov 2006
Evaline Halloween Party, Friendship:
Wounded Ben Roethlisberger #4: Hey, is that Sienna Miller?
Some Sort of Sexy Cat Chick: I don’t think so; doesn’t she usually look like shit?