Mon 25 Jun 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Office, Customer Service, East Liberty, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Gossip
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Office, East Liberty. Early Morning:
Clerk: Man, we have got to have the weirdest paperboy around.
Janitor: You should see the deformed midget who delivers the Wall Street Journal!
— Overheard by corey w.
Tue 3 Apr 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Library, Arts & Entertainment, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Crazies, East Liberty, Health: Physical & Mental, Money, Uncategorized
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Carnegie Library, East Liberty.
An old man with shoe-polish-black hair is standing at a copier and crooning.
Old Man: [stops singing] Oops, can’t sing, it’s a library. [Sings a little more] I bet you think I’m singin’ `cause I’m happy, but I’m not. I’m singin’ `cause I’m half-broke and crazy.
— Overheard by coreyw
Wed 28 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Bookstore, Customer Service, East Liberty, Language, Shopping
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Borders Eastside, East Liberty.
Woman: Do I need to buy things here, or can I use my library card?
Manager: Ohhhh… You’ll have to to buy anything you want to take out of the store.
Boyfriend: [points to a giant sign that says "Paperchase"] Yeah, can’t you read? That sign says “Purchase!”
— Overheard by C.
Fri 9 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, College Kids, East Liberty, Fashion, Style & Beauty
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Liquor Store near Whole Foods, East Liberty:
College Girl: [to friend] It’s not a date; I’ll be wearing my pajama bottoms the whole time.
— Overheard by Robbie
Wed 24 Jan 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under East Liberty, Food & Drink, History, Intelligence
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Social Services Agency Office, East Liberty:
The Office Brain: I’m gonna go get me some of the I-talian ice cream ‘cuz I really like history.
— Overheard by steele skillz
Tue 7 Nov 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Library, Attraction, Love & Sex, Children, Parents & Grandparents, East Liberty, Uncategorized
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Carnegie Library, East Liberty.
A clerk is registering a woman and her daughter’s returned children’s books:
Daughter: [looking at clerk intensely] Daddy!
Mother: [looking shocked at her daughter] What!?!?
Clerk: [silently registers the books, visibly uncomfortable.]
— Overheard by coreyw
Tue 27 Dec 2005
Posted by Chris Griswold under Crazies, East Liberty
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In front of the Kelly-Strayhorn Theater, East Liberty.
A small woman in a bright yellow coat is walking quickly. As she passes, she turns:
Canary Lady: Yeah, I’m out of my mind. What of it?
— Overheard by McArdle
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