Overheard in Pittsburgh

6th Floor Animation Lab, Art Institute:
Male Art Student: I need my blue pencil. I draw better with my blue pencil. It’s sexy.

— Overheard by Rotzi

Art Institute.
Two students discuss leaving their stuff with a friend during a break:

Guy #1: What if she has to take a piss?
[…]
Guy #2: Girls like that don’t piss at school.

— Overheard by Rotzi

Computer Lab, Art Institute:

Femme Art Student: If I had a nickel for every time I had a quarter I’d go to Canada.

— Overheard by Rotzi

Library, Art Institute, 9 a.m.
While most students attend their morning classes, an Interior Design Girl talks to another while trimming a project at a cutting board:

Interior Design Girl #1: I heard it’s supposed to get so cold out tomorrow. I thought it would stay warm out, like, all winter.
Interior Design Girl #2: Well, tomorrow is, like, January 1st, I think.

— Overheard by Trapped in an Art School, Please Send Help

Tutoring Lab, Library, Art Institute.
A Female Art Student is petting a Male Student’s head:

Female Art Student: You’re just like my cat.
Male Art Student: I’m very animal-like. I think my cat got it from me.

— Overheard by Rotzi

Tutoring Lab, Library, Art Institute:

Art Student/Tutor: Half the kids in this school are like Subway™ sandwiches: They’re either toasted or not, and most the time they’re toasted.

— Overheard by Rotzi

Student Lounge, Art Institute of Pittsburgh.
The lounge is filled with a din of chatter:

Obese Girl: [angrily shouting at someone sitting at her table] USE THE DOG, DAMMIT!