Voting Line, Gym, Central Catholic.
Two CMU students have just noticed Dan Marino’s retired jersey:

Student #1: I forgot Dan Marino was from Pittsburgh.
Student #2: Who’s Dan Marino?
Student #1: You know, the guy from the Ace Ventura Movie?
Student #2: I don’t remember him.
Student #1: Remember, the guy was jealous of Dan Marino so he stole a dolphin.

— Overheard by Kelly