Archive for September 2008

Friday, September 19th, 2008

“And check out the matzoh tacos!”

Mexico Lindo, Squirrel Hill.
A young hipster couple is leaving after getting change for the parking meter.

Hipster Chick: [incredulously] Did you see? A menorah in a Mexican store!

— Overheard by Lisa DiGioia-Nutini


Friday, September 19th, 2008

You know you’re emo when…

Library, Carnegie Melon University:

Guy: Do you know how tight these pants are? It’s like a boa constrictor on my crotch.


Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Gym, Shaler:

Guy #1: Hey, I just got this subliminal tape that will help me to stop procrastinating.
Guy #2: Oh yeah? How’s it working?
Guy #1: I don’t know, I haven’t tried it yet.