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Friday, September 19th, 2008
“And check out the matzoh tacos!”
Mexico Lindo, Squirrel Hill.
A young hipster couple is leaving after getting change for the parking meter.
Hipster Chick: [incredulously] Did you see? A menorah in a Mexican store!
— Overheard by Lisa DiGioia-Nutini
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Friday, September 19th, 2008
You know you’re emo when…
Library, Carnegie Melon University:
Guy: Do you know how tight these pants are? It’s like a boa constrictor on my crotch.
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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Gym, Shaler:
Guy #1: Hey, I just got this subliminal tape that will help me to stop procrastinating.
Guy #2: Oh yeah? How’s it working?
Guy #1: I don’t know, I haven’t tried it yet.