Missed Opportunity for Whimsy
Near convention center, Fort Duquesne Blvd., Downtown.
Two women are walking with a group of kids:
Girl: Look! People riding bicycles! Why are they riding bicycles?
Woman: Because it’s fuel efficient.
{ Monthly Archives }
June 2008
Some people still haven’t gotten over the loss of the Sub Club Card.
Subway, East Liberty.
A young woman holding her baby is talking to an older family member:
Young Woman: I hit that bitch so hard, she had to call 9-1-9!
From the police blotter:
Spluummphhh: Squirrel falling out of a 25-foot tree onto Greenfield Road in Schenley at 7 in the morning. Squirrel appeared uninjured and proceeded to scurry out of the road and onto a hillside.
— Reported filed by Officer Morning Runner