Archive for June 2008

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Missed Opportunity for Whimsy

Near convention center, Fort Duquesne Blvd., Downtown.
Two women are walking with a group of kids:

Girl: Look! People riding bicycles! Why are they riding bicycles?
Woman: Because it’s fuel efficient.


Monday, June 9th, 2008

Some people still haven’t gotten over the loss of the Sub Club Card.

Subway, East Liberty.
A young woman holding her baby is  talking to an older family member:

Young Woman: I hit that bitch so hard, she had to call 9-1-9!


Friday, June 6th, 2008

From the police blotter:

Spluummphhh: Squirrel falling out of a 25-foot tree onto Greenfield Road in Schenley at 7 in the morning. Squirrel appeared uninjured and proceeded to scurry out of the road and onto a hillside.

— Reported filed by Officer Morning Runner