Archive for May 2008
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
At least George finally nes why Ed got the promotion over him.
Entrance, Target, Harmarville
Male Security Guard: [fluttering eyelashes at other male security guard] My mama says I have pretty eyelashes!
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Militia and Mayhem trump Wordsworth and Keats.
Information Desk, Hillman Library, Pitt:
A group of homely Library Science majors are talking quietly amongst themselves.:
Girl #1: [Yelling] Oh, that’s right! I am so excited! American Gladiators starts up again next week!
Librarian: Shhh!
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
Stranger than Pretend
History Section, Border’s, Mt. Lebanon:
Hipster Girl: “What kind of books do I like?” The non-pretend ones.
Hipster Guy: [confused] You mean non-fiction?
Hipster Girl: That’s called non-fiction? Oh.
— Overheard by Jon