Gullifty’s, Squirrel Hill:

Maid of Honor #1: I am going to be on a maid-of-honor tirade if people
don’t check themselves.
Maid of Honor #2: If they don’t check themselves, you gonna wreck them good.
Maid of Honor #1: People can call me a bitch. I can take that criticism. But if anyone steps to my girl or my other girls, if anyone starts some shit with the bride, I’m gonna smack them the hell out of matrimony.
Maid of Honor #2: Mm-hmm!