Double Yoi, Terrible Towels at Half Mast

Penn Ave, Strip District:

Guy #1: So, anyway… Myron and Bill walk into this bar in Texas, right? And as soon as they walk in the door, the place goes quiet. All these shit-kickers stop and look at them.
Guy#2: Did they walk out?
Guy #1: No, man. They walked up to the bar and ordered a beer. And this guy next to Myron at the bar goes, “You ain’t from around here, are you?” And Myron leans back and looks at the guy and goes, [in a perfect Myron Cope impression] “NO I AIN’T.”
[Guy #2 and everyone nearby erupt in laughter.]

— Overheard by J

Rest in Peace, Myron.