Archive for February 7th, 2008

Party, Oakdale:

Underage Drinker #1: It’s a skill
Underage Drinker #2: What?
Underage Drinker #1: Drunk driving is a skill.

— Overheard by stillwrinkling

Laundromat, 20th / Wharton, South Side.

Woman: This change machine only takes dollar bills? Shiiit.