Archive for January 2008
Friday, January 11th, 2008
Doesn’t everyone, at this point?
Hillman Library, Pitt:
College Girl: [loudly, on cell phone] What? I have HPV? HPV? Really?
No Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
She’s with Jesus now.
Toy Department, Target, Waterfront:
Trashy Woman on Cellphone: Are Stacy and Joe still together?
— Is Joe still cheating on her?
— Is she with Kevin?
— Well, who could she be with, then?
No Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Not That Surprising Somehow
Ryan’s Pub and Grill, Wilkinsburg. Night:
Woman in Bathroom Stall: This bathroom smells like… PUSSY and… TUMS!
— Overheard by Jackie
No Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
“But he’s holding popcorn and Raisinets!”
AMC Loews, Waterfront. Evening showing of Enchanted.
An Asian guy and a white girl are watching a PSA about bullying when an Asian boy appears onscreen:
White Girl: Hey, there’s you.
Asian Guy: You’re a racist.
White Girl: What? That looks like a younger version of you!
Asian Guy: That’s not funny. You’re a racist.
1 Comment » - Tags: Uncategorized
Monday, January 7th, 2008
Wen wasn’t looking forward to being last one in the dragon costume again this year.
Chinese Restaurant, Oakland. New Year’s Day:
Old Guy: [to cashier] Happy new year!
Cashier: [rudely] Not yet.
2 Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Friday, January 4th, 2008
As good a reason as any
Coffee Tree, Shadyside:
Kid: I totally got hit by a car today, so I’m kinda relaxing a bit.
— Overheard by Nikki
5 Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties
Washington Mall, Washington. New Year’s Day:
30-Something Woman on Cell: I just wanted to let you know that the red lucky underwear worked.
— I hope the rest of you were wearing yours.
— Overheard by Rob
1 Comment » - Tags: Uncategorized
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
“Not on New Year’s Eve.”
Liquor Store, South Side. New Year’s Eve.
Two male college students are browsing the liquor aisle.:
Black Student: I need something to get the party started. You know what happens when a brother gets drunk!
White Student: Someone gets shot?
—Overheard by Not a Joke on the North Side
2 Comments » - Tags: Uncategorized
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
Cowabunga, dude!
Forbes / Meyran, Oakland.
Two sewer authority guys are inspecting a manhole:
Worker: [lifting the manhole lid] This one smells like pizza.
— Overheard by manofthesynagogue