Fri 11 Jan 2008
Doesn’t everyone, at this point?
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Hillman Library, Pitt:
College Girl: [loudly, on cell phone] What? I have HPV? HPV? Really?
Archive for January, 2008
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Thu 10 Jan 2008
She’s with Jesus now.
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Toy Department, Target, Waterfront:
Trashy Woman on Cellphone: Are Stacy and Joe still together?
— Is Joe still cheating on her?
— Is she with Kevin?
— Well, who could she be with, then?
Thu 10 Jan 2008
Not That Surprising Somehow
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Ryan’s Pub and Grill, Wilkinsburg. Night:
Woman in Bathroom Stall: This bathroom smells like… PUSSY and… TUMS!
— Overheard by Jackie
Tue 8 Jan 2008
“But he’s holding popcorn and Raisinets!”
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AMC Loews, Waterfront. Evening showing of Enchanted.
An Asian guy and a white girl are watching a PSA about bullying when an Asian boy appears onscreen:
White Girl: Hey, there’s you.
Asian Guy: You’re a racist.
White Girl: What? That looks like a younger version of you!
Asian Guy: That’s not funny. You’re a racist.
Mon 7 Jan 2008
Wen wasn’t looking forward to being last one in the dragon costume again this year.
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Chinese Restaurant, Oakland. New Year’s Day:
Old Guy: [to cashier] Happy new year!
Cashier: [rudely] Not yet.
Fri 4 Jan 2008
As good a reason as any
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Coffee Tree, Shadyside:
Kid: I totally got hit by a car today, so I’m kinda relaxing a bit.
— Overheard by Nikki
Thu 3 Jan 2008
Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties
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Washington Mall, Washington. New Year’s Day:
30-Something Woman on Cell: I just wanted to let you know that the red lucky underwear worked.
— I hope the rest of you were wearing yours.
— Overheard by Rob
Wed 2 Jan 2008
“Not on New Year’s Eve.”
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Liquor Store, South Side. New Year’s Eve.
Two male college students are browsing the liquor aisle.:
Black Student: I need something to get the party started. You know what happens when a brother gets drunk!
White Student: Someone gets shot?
—Overheard by Not a Joke on the North Side
Wed 2 Jan 2008
Cowabunga, dude!
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Forbes / Meyran, Oakland.
Two sewer authority guys are inspecting a manhole:
Worker: [lifting the manhole lid] This one smells like pizza.
— Overheard by manofthesynagogue
