Wed 16 Jan 2008
59U:
Drunk Man: Where are you from?
Young Woman: Beaver Falls. It’s about an hour north of here
Drunk Man: Oh, an hour north? You mean in Canada? Say… have you ever seen a beaver fall? I know I haven’t
Young Woman: No. No, I haven’t.
Drunk Man: I’m trying to get home; I’m going downtown.
Young Woman: Well, couldn’t you have taken the 61C? There was one that pulled up right in front of this one.
Drunk Man: What, you think you’re so smart? I was born on the 61C!
January 16th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Not the most sterile environment
January 16th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Headline: “I don’t want to get into my childhood, but, trust me, I left and never looked back.”
January 16th, 2008 at 11:08 am
“Sadly, that means he’s moved farther away from home than your average Pittsburgher.”
January 16th, 2008 at 11:54 am
That meant sharing his room with 7,000 Asian students, but, surprisingly, it wasn’t that crowded.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:58 am
if a beaver falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
January 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Good thing you didn’t get on the 54C, or you’d be in Michigan by now.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
The whole exchange reminds me of Oscar Wilde, so here’s my headline: “A bus - a somewhat large bus, with wheels - an ordinary bus in fact.”
January 17th, 2008 at 12:31 am
61C - Now with service to Magee
January 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Headline: “At least it’s better than being born in a barn”
January 19th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Inbound or outbound, you can’t get oram’s on the 61C
January 21st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Headline: “Ma’am, I’m afraid you’re going to have to pay half-fare for your son.”