Archive for December 2007

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Telefact’s not really set up to answer that question, either.

Outside the Fine Arts Building, Carnegie Mellon:

Girl on Cell: No.
—Well, no.
—But it’s not like I was “Stop. Fuck off. Get the hell off me!” either.

— Overheard by Unit 60

Overheard in Pittsburgh Public Service Announcement:  If you think you might have been raped, call Pittsburgh Action Against Rape 24-hour toll-free hotline at 1-800-END-RAPE (800-363-7273). All calls are confidential.


Monday, December 3rd, 2007

But he still was able to grab the $300 laptop.

Hillman Library, Sunday night.

Guy #1: Yeah, I’m coughing up chunks of blood.
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.

— Overheard by Katrina


Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Stay away from the hard stuff, like Yu-Gi-Oh.

Steel City Con, Monroeville Expo Mart. Sunday, 1:30 p.m.
A 20-something vendor with a thick southern accent talks with a potential customer:

Vendor: So, do you play any card games?
Customer: No, man.
Vendor: Dude, you should play Pokemon. It’s like OUR cocaine!