Archive for December 2007
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
Telefact’s not really set up to answer that question, either.
Outside the Fine Arts Building, Carnegie Mellon:
Girl on Cell: No.
—Well, no.
—But it’s not like I was “Stop. Fuck off. Get the hell off me!” either.
— Overheard by Unit 60
Overheard in Pittsburgh Public Service Announcement: If you think you might have been raped, call Pittsburgh Action Against Rape 24-hour toll-free hotline at 1-800-END-RAPE (800-363-7273). All calls are confidential.
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
But he still was able to grab the $300 laptop.
Hillman Library, Sunday night.
Guy #1: Yeah, I’m coughing up chunks of blood.
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.
— Overheard by Katrina
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Stay away from the hard stuff, like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Steel City Con, Monroeville Expo Mart. Sunday, 1:30 p.m.
A 20-something vendor with a thick southern accent talks with a potential customer:
Vendor: So, do you play any card games?
Customer: No, man.
Vendor: Dude, you should play Pokemon. It’s like OUR cocaine!