Outside Eat n’ Park, Squirrel Hill.
Three waitresses are smoking. One is clearly young and new:

Old White Waitress: Yeah, so there’s this group of old white women comes in every week, only tips when their server is black.
Old Black Waitress: Yeah, if you ain’t black, they ain’t giving you shit. But they give me all kinds of tips.
New White waitress: What do you mean, “all kinds?”
Old White Waitress: A whole forty acre’s worth!

— Overheard by Connor