GetGo, North Oakland:

Black Cashier: You would?
White Cashier: Yeah, I would. I’d be a millionaire.
Black Cashier: Yeah, you’d be a millionaire, but you’d be gay.
White Cashier: No, I would have done something gay to become a millionaire.
[to customer] You do not want to know what this is about.
Black Cashier: [to customer] No, you do not.