Thu 27 Dec 2007
Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas to everyone out there in TV Land. Overheard in Pittsburgh will return New Year’s Day.
Hurray!
Thu 27 Dec 2007
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Merry Christmas to everyone out there in TV Land. Overheard in Pittsburgh will return New Year’s Day.
Hurray!
Fri 21 Dec 2007
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Target, Waterfront.
A small child picks up a Scooby-Doo DVD:
Mother: Put that back. Maybe Santa will buy it for you.
Small Child: [showing her the DVD] But look! It has a… MONKEY!
Mother: OK, but put it back. Santa might get that for you. If Santa finds out you bought that, it will hurt his feelings.
Thu 20 Dec 2007
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Colangelo’s, Strip District. Lunchtime.
A drunk guy has overheard three old guys talking about tricking people out of money:
Drunk Guy: [laughing] Yeah, my grandfather was an alcoholic, and we used to send him to the bar with ten dollars. He’d come back with twenty-five bucks and he’d be completely smashed!
Old Guy: Did you learn any of his tricks?
Drunk Guy: [burps] You bet I did!
— Overheard by Smokey
Wed 19 Dec 2007
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Outside Wholey’s Fish Market, Strip District:
Mom: [to young daughter in exhausted tone]: We. Are. Having. A. Party. For. Jesus. On. Christmas!
— Overheard by Megan
Wed 19 Dec 2007
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Target, Waterfront:
Mom: Stop running around the store. Hold my hand or someone will steal you. Do you want someone to steal you?
Tue 18 Dec 2007
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Silky’s, Bloomfield:
Dude: Unless you see it in 3-D, that Beowulf movie is just Shrek with tits.
— Overheard by pudhaus.
Tue 18 Dec 2007
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Bus Stop near Planned Parenthood, Liberty Ave, Downtown.
A girl is talking on her cell phone about her clinic visit and the people outside:
Girl on Cell: Yeah, so in the Christmas spirit, I didn’t spit in their faces today. I was proud of myself.
— Overheard by Amused
Mon 17 Dec 2007
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Classroom, Cathedral of Learning, Pitt.
A test is being taken:
Sweater Set Girl: It’s game time! Too bad I hate sports…
Fri 14 Dec 2007
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Hunt Library, Carnegie Mellon University:
College Girl: [to guy] And then you fucked a bagel?!
— Overheard by trying to get that mental image out of my head so I can study again
Fri 14 Dec 2007
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South Side Works, South Side. Santarchy 2007:
Mrs. Claus: [to Drag Queen Santa] You should come to the fetish ball.
— Overheard by Why are we working on Saturday?