Elevator, Mellon Client Service Center, Downtown:

Girl #1: So I went to the club this weekend, and you know how I lost my ID? Well, so I had to use my gun permit.
[Girl #2 nods.]
Girl #1: The guy at the door was like, “You don’t have a gun on you, do you?” I was like, “Duh, NO!” Ugh, I hate people.

— Overheard by Cockroach