Mon 19 Nov 2007
Downtown. Light-up Night.
A human-sized Heinz ketchup bottle is walking around, taking pictures and hugging people as his young woman handler hurries him along:
Heinz handler: [on cell] Don’t yell! We’re trying to get the ketchup where it needs to be!
December 18th, 2007 at 2:26 am
Everyone knows that ketchup is slow unless you swat the bottle on its bottom. Hehe