Archive for November 19th, 2007

BODIES: The Exhibition, Carnegie Science Center.
Two guys walk away from the female reproductive system display case:

Guy #1: So THAT’S where that is! I’ve spent 47 years trying to learn where it was. For $22 I finally figured it out!

— Overheard by Unit 60

Downtown. Light-up Night.
A human-sized Heinz ketchup bottle is walking around, taking pictures and hugging people as his young woman handler hurries him along:

Heinz handler: [on cell] Don’t yell! We’re trying to get the ketchup where it needs to be!