Archive for November 16th, 2007

Entrance, IKEA, Robinson. A 30-something man pushes an infant in a stroller.

Man: [to baby] Who wants to buy inexpensive furniture? Who’s going to break it by the time she gets to kindergarten?

— Overheard by Megan

Outside Carnegie Library, Oakland.
Some high school kids are chasing another high school kid. A boy, their age, on the steps yells:

Kid on Steps: You gay! You humped him; that makes you gay! Gaaaaaay!
Girl on Steps: Wait, you say he’s gay? Yo! [Girl chases them.] Come back here! You gay? You gay?! I wanna talk to you if you gay!