Atwood / Forbes, Oakland.
Two white college-aged thugs are storming down the street, loudly complaining about someone borrowing an item and not returning it:

Thug #1: And now I’ma haffa buy a fucking new one!
Thug #2: Fuck that!
Thug #1: Yeah, fuck that! Nah, I’m a text message his ass and tell him to give it back!

— Overheard by Black or White, Thugs Are Silly