Archive for November 9th, 2007

Dish, South Side. Saturday Night.
Two well-dressed late-20-something couples are standing at the bar. One gentleman excuses himself:

Classy Dame: That’s my boyfriend and we will be so hot together.

[Ten minutes later: The couple is outside, pressed up against the building making things hot and heavy.]

— Overheard by Larrico

Bird Hallway, Carnegie Museum of Natural History, Oakland.
A group of first graders strolls through the hall:

Boy: [serious and motioning to owl case] I was attacked by one of those once.

— Overheard by Stasia