Mon 15 Oct 2007
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Parking Lot, Whole Foods, East Liberty:
Mother: [to son] For a bunch of people who care about what they eat, they sure don’t know how to drive.
— Overheard by Annette
Mon 15 Oct 2007
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Box Office, Theater Square , Cultural District, Downtown:
Woman: Can I help you?
Man: I wanna buy tickets. I wanna take my wife somewhere… “eventful.”
— Overheard by Megan
* KSWA Fans: Please support the Jimmy Cup Initiative.
Mon 15 Oct 2007
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61D Outbound, Forbes / Murray, Squirrel Hill:
Driver: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next stop is the center of the universe, otherwise known as Forbes and Murray Ave!
[Bus stops, people begin to exit]
Driver: Don’t spend all your money out there, folks. Tuition is due next week!
Sun 14 Oct 2007
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Lounge, Law School, Duquesne University:
Ponytail Guy: So, I think he responds to me the way he does because of how I react to him. I think I have a calming effect on his evil wizard aura.
[Girl nods in solemn agreement.]
— Overheard by Student Extraordinaire
Fri 12 Oct 2007
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In Front of Oakland Catholic High School, Craig Street, Oakland.
The Geico banner has been flying from an airplane over Oakland:
Girl #1: O-M-F-G!!! Look!! It’s Jesus! O-M-G, that Jesus banner has been circling our school for days.
Girl #2: Since when has Jesus been a spokesman for Geico?
Fri 12 Oct 2007
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Little’s Shoes, Squirrel Hill:
Very Gay Man: [holding a pair of shoes] These are 1860s London prostitute meets 20th century London chic!
— Overheard by One who wants the shoes.
Thu 11 Oct 2007
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Chemistry Class, Art Institute:
Instructor: OK, who’s twenty-one?
[A third of the class raise their hands.]
Instructor: Did you know that if you stick your finger in the head of a beer, it will settle it a little because of the salt on your skin?
Female Student: Or if you have a beer bong, you can sprinkle some salt on top.
— Overheard by blake
Wed 10 Oct 2007
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Checkout Line, Bookstore, Carnegie Mellon:.
A man is attempting to pay, and he pulls all the crap out of his pocket to get to his wallet:
Cashier: Sorry, sir, we don’t accept pens, USB sticks, pencils, or crumpled receipts as legal tender.
Wed 10 Oct 2007
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Labor and Delivery Triage, Magee Womens Hospital.
A young, very pregnant woman is called in to be admitted, and her parents follow. The woman’s husband is still standing in the corner dumbly watching television. The woman’s mother runs back and grabs him by the elbow:
Pregnant Woman’s Mother: Oh, you are getting slapped by the end of the night.
Wed 10 Oct 2007
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Commons Room, Cathedral of Learning, Pitt Campus:
Girl #1: Ok, so, you know the last time I woke up on the couch naked?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I can remember how I got there.
Girl #2: Ok.
Girl #1: But the other night — WHAT happened?
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