Pacific Ring Chinese Restaurant, Squirrel Hill. Saturday Afternoon.
A waiter approaches a large group of of people, starts speaking Chinese to the only Chinese guy in the group. The customer has trouble communicating with the waiter, but he manages to order his meal in Chinese:

Girl: Wow, I didn’t know you could speak Chinese. You’re so…international.
Guy: I suck at Chinese. I’m about as international as the tri-state area.