Archive for October 30th, 2007

East Carson / 18th, Southside:

Woman #1: Would you rather be a stripper or a hooker?
Woman #2: I don’t want to have to DO anything, so I’d rather be a stripper.
Male Passer-By: OOOH!  You’d get PAID, too! MMM!

Eckerd, 6th / Smithfield, Downtown. Busy Friday Lunch Hour:

Old Lady on PA: Jim, please waddle to convenience.

— Overheard by Zelda