Archive for October 25th, 2007

Law Class, University of Pittsburgh:

Professor: Who here has been woken up by a sexual favor?
[Out of 90 students, the only one to raise his hand is over 50 years old. ]

— Overheard by That Was Worth The Tuition

Football Practice, CMU:

Coach:  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU RETARDS?! YOU CAN GET A FUCKING 1400 ON YOUR SAT, BUT YOU CANT RUN A GODDAMN FOOTBALL PLAY!